boldexcursion:

My cousin and I have dog siblings. We frequently go back and forth like this

blackblocberniebros:

motorizedmycologist:

denzelle:

denzelle:

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

Lifehack: literally just agriculture

kesus:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

The lack of context here is thrilling

What do you mean lack of context they’re just trying to get an education

did-you-kno:

A 2012 excavation in Turkey revealed a 2,000-year-old mosaic that features a super-chill skeleton reclining next to some wine, bread, and the inscription ‘Be cheerful, live your life.’ Source Source 2

diabeticpancake:

diabeticpancake:

why do puppies sound so funny

update: this is him now

(Source: baawri)

worthikids:

I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY

bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally

hotsoccergirl1234:

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going
to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s
really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke